"HOLY FUCK!"

The World watching Arrow (via smoakandarrow)

thedoctoririshdances:

gendercake:

*applies to harvard as a joke* *harvard accepts me as a joke* *enrolls at harvard as a joke* *graduate with a business degree as a joke* *starts an extremely successful business as a joke* *creates empire for myself as a joke* *enters the press conference of my life* *leans close to microphone* just kidding *goes home*

Are you Tony Stark

(Source: woogidy, via puttin-the-ass-in-cas)

hazifiy:

disheartens:

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one 

i feel this spiritually

(Source: metallics, via therewasagirlwhowantedtofly)

littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

(via therewasagirlwhowantedtofly)

jinglejanglehatter:

so my roommate often talks in his sleep

normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences

but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly

"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”

(Source: loverlymadhatter, via the-cumber-booty)

mishasminions:

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE FATHERS WHO MADE THIS SHOW POSSIBLE.

(via the-cumber-booty)

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

(via therewasagirlwhowantedtofly)

onlyblackgirl:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

thoughtsofablackgirl:

Congratulations to 16 year old Grace Bush who will receive a college degree before receiving her high school diploma.Last Friday Bush received a bachelor degree in Criminal Justice from Florida Atlantic University, she finished the program in 3 years with a 3.8 GPA. Bush attended Florida Atlantic University High School which gives students the opportunity to dual enroll in college course and earn credits for a higher degree. According to the Sun Sentinel. She also took class at the age of 13 at Broward College throughout the summer. Bush plans to attend FAU for her master’s degree in Public Administration. She plans to seek a law degree and hopes to one day become chief justice of the United States.

BETTER THAN YOU

you better get it gurl!

(via willisahappygrahamcracker)

songofages:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

i love how all of tumblr collectively agrees that there are three characters that are pretty much irredeemably evil:

Umbridge, Joffrey, and Hans

like we can sympathize with Loki and heaven knows we love Hannibal

but those three are where we draw the line

The Unholy Trio

(Source: tom-sits-like-a-whore, via willisahappygrahamcracker)